"Nice green hair!"

I'm ashamed. I have not posted but once and that was only a song. But it seems that Summer is simply boring and uninteresting. Trust me, I have several times attempted to make a post of substance for ya'll, but it seems that one of two things always happens:

1) I end up bitching about mowing lawns and how I have to wash my hair twice every night, or at least until the soap coming out is not green.

2) I end up rambling into the fact that I got a new guitar and a banjo.

And as it seems, this attempt at a blog post has turned into the same dribble. But I justify it by using a numbered list.

Here's a song.